[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
*on my phone*
do you ever put that thing down?
*puts phone down*
why did you ruin the economy?
sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star
comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”